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    Default Don't pay you medical bills

    At a major medical convention a noted surgeon arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic.
    "What's it cure?" asks a member of the audience.
    "Nothing we don't already have a drug for," the surgeon replies.
    "Well, what's so miraculous about it?"
    "One of the side effects is short-term memory loss. Several of my patients have paid my bill three or four times."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Wnder if us furniture makers could get some wine to give away to our clients
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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