Come On Kiwis, It's Your Turn Now

[Barry Hicks]

Two Kiwis are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be
new shop. As yet, the store isn't ready and only few
shelves are set up.

One says, "I'll bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going
to walk by, put his face in the window and ask what we're
selling."

No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough,
a curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in an
Aussie accent asks, "What are you selling here mate?"

One of the Kiwis replies, "We're selling a***holes."

Without missing a beat, the Aussie says, "Geez, you must
have had a bloody good day, you've only got two left."

[Gra]

didnt someone post this last week?

[Tonyz]

yeah.... mustbe you dumb ozzies cant remember a thing.thick as a brick

[Barry Hicks]

Gra, just to satisfy my curiosity, would you show me where this one has been posted here previously?

Tonto, it looks like you should type your posts earlier in the day, especially on Fridays.

[joe greiner]

didnt someone post this last week?

Almost. I saved it at 1039AM 31 Dec 2007 (would be about 0140 AM on 1 Jan 2008 in Oz, I think). And it was Poms instead of Kiwis.

Joe

[Barry Hicks]

Thank you for that Joe. I though that the change of
nationality would fool you.

The problem is that 99.9% of ALL the jokes posted are
'as old as your mother's bottle of tabasco sauce' as the
saying goes and it's difficult to remember where I last
saw them.

I might add, it didn't show up in the search I did on it.

[Gra]

Almost. I saved it at 1039AM 31 Dec 2007 (would be about 0140 AM on 1 Jan 2008 in Oz, I think). And it was Poms instead of Kiwis.

Joe

I knew I had read it recently.. Still funny though