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    I'm sorry, you do not seem to have enough credit!!!
    anne-maria.
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    reverse charges
    I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken

    Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
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  3. #498
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    What do you mean they won't accept the call!!! They're my parents!!
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    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  4. #499
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    Mum's the word!

  5. #500
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    "Hello, Is that Kentucky Fried Kitten?"
    "I'd like to order a Wongo Burger"

  6. #501
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    You want flies with that?
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  7. #502
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    No .....flied lice
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    Jeremy
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    Plain clot..s and un.formed ..lice patrol this train.
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

  9. #504
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    "Silence Mr. C" said Inspector Clod.

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    You have the right to remain silent
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    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  11. #506
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    "Cat got your tongue - Mr C.?"

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    Silence is golden
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Gold is golden, Mr Midas
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    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

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    Silver spoons are tarnished.

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    Where are the slaves when you need them?
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