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    Barry and Allan had heard that Lion skins were worth $1000 each so they set off to hunt themselves a Lion. they finally tracked one down and crept up on it as it was drinking from a waterhole. They fired their rifles at the Lion and it keeled over stone dead. Barry and Allan set about skinning the big beast when Barry looked up and saw at least 50 Lions surrounding them from about ten meters away "Wow" said Barry with a smile on his face, counting the Lions and making a quick calculation and turned to Allan "We are about to make another $50,000"
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    Cheers John

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    I think you are lion again John

    Allan

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