Malice in Wonderland

[Ian007]

one of everything in that wonderful shade of blue,

but alas the new owner of the tool store , would only give a decent discount for the tools if payment was with the folding stuff and he did not want to accept the evil plastic from Alice.

Alice was stuck, to take the good gear with no discount beacause he didnt have the cash on him ( and only lived on credit anyway) or go that cheap new blue tool range GMC, he was stuck , what to do?
so he

[ozwinner]

So he took the GMC stuff because he knew he would be back in 2 weeks time to exchange it for some real tools.

He wanted to come back because he had the hots for Robbos offsider Dizzy Doris.
Doris just kept on going around and around in circles, and this drove Alice wild with desire.
Whhoa Doris you get me going, I just dont know what Im doing, I only bought the GMC 'cause I knew Id be back to see you again, so how 'bout you and me..............................................


Al

[fxst]

going round to that mad import ozwinner and play around with his.................

[Bob Willson]

woody thing.

Little did Alice know, bit Dizzy Doris was just as stuck on ozwinner as Alice was stuck on Dizzy Doris. "We have a problem folks," announced , who had somehow sneaked up without anybody noticing him. "We have two men with wooden thing but Dizzy Doris has only got ..

[Ian007]

half a brain", ( saved you an edit there )

what you fellers should do is forget about Dizzy Doris and get your mind back on the job. Not that job the one involving tools and woody stuff, although Alice and Ozwinner were very sad at there lost chance, they didnt hit it off as mates possibly because ozwinner thought that with a name like Alice he must be a ....

[RETIRED]

Ta Ian