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  1. #1
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    Default Compliments

    Barry, John and Ray went into a pub for a quiet
    ale. As they lined up against the bar a voice was
    heard to say, "Hi Barry, you are handsome" Barry
    was quite surprised, saw no one, and kept on drinking.

    Next thing the voice was heard again, "Hi John, you
    have wonderful manners". He looked around, could not
    see anyone, then kept on drinking.

    Then the voice was there again, "Hi Ray, you have a
    really nice body". Ray was astounded but kept on with
    his drinking.

    So they asked the barman just where this voice could
    be coming from.

    The barman replied, "Oh its just the peanuts in the
    jar over there. They are complimentary".

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

  2. #2
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    Toowoomba, Qld
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    Har-de-har

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    Good to see you back Allan

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