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  1. 4th February 2008, 04:20 PM #1
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    Default Why do brides wear white?

    On a visit to relatives who lived opposite a church, a young boy was treated to his first sight of a wedding procession.

    Running inside, he found his mother helping at the sink and curiously asked "Mummy? Why do brides wear white?"

    His mother smiled and replied "That's to show their purity."

    The young bloke, unsure of what his mother meant, ran outside to the shed and asked the same question of his father. "Daddy? Why do brides wear white?"

    "Son," came the reply, "ALL household appliances come in white."
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    Like it Skew
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    That's dangerous.
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    Skew look out for Tea Lady & Astrid

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  5. 4th February 2008, 05:07 PM #5
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    Why do women have smaller feet?
    It's a genetic thing so they can stand closer to the sink.
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    appliance!!!!


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    Why do women have smaller feet?
    It's a genetic thing so they can stand closer to the sink.

    Maybe one day I will test this theory and do some dishes
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    I am expecting bloodshed.
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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    I am expecting bloodshed.
    Well. I think my avatar kinda says that :grin:

    I'm mean, I haven't even shown my Bf how to start the lawnmower (havn't unchained him from the sink )
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    I'm just going to say nothing until you all do the right thing and buy all the women you know some flowers. You can blame Skew if you want. Send him the bill.
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    why did the woman cross the road....
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    wheres my dinner?
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    Women are only good for ONE thing.....











    and then half of them can't cook anyway.
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    Why did the woman cross the road?

    It doesn't matter. The real issue here is,
    what was she doing out of the kitchen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I'm just going to say nothing until you all do the right thing and buy all the women you know some flowers. You can blame Skew if you want. Send him the bill.
    I tried that with SWMBO - didn't buy her flowers, but she still wouldn't say nothing.
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    If the woman keeps coming into the lounge room complaining what is the problem?
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    You've made the chain too long.
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