1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry.

2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
Hemant Joshi

3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

4. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
achieving them.
Dumas

5. I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

6. I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sam Kinison

7. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle