There was this very huge, fat guy - I suppose it is
incorrect to use that term .. let us say he was
slim deprived.

He went to the doctor in a bid to lose some weight
and the doctor said, "There is a new technique.
We pull your loose skin to the top of your head and
tie it in a knot. However, you will always need to
wear a hat".

So he underwent the operation and was very pleased
with the result. In walking down the street he met a
woman who said, "Hey I hardly recognised you"

The chap then informed her of his operation and said
that he had to always wear a hat.

She said, "The hat looks great but that is one ugly
tie though".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.