Blond help

[Elbow]

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as
a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he
had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, how much
will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about £200.00?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the
house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it? The wife replied, "You're
right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've
been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the £200.00 and handed it to
her. "And by the way," the Blonde added, "it's not a
Porch, it's a Lexus".
Allan

[Calm]

Go Allan

Your on a roll here

[tea lady]

Oh! God why do I read the jokes?

[astrid]

one of the best

Astrid

[rrich]

G R O A N !

[JackoH]

It was a Merc not a Lexus, and the painter was an ethnic gentleman,(not that there"s anything wrong with that)