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Thread: Allan's Citroen
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23rd January 2008, 11:55 AM #1
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Allan's Citroen
Allan decided his little 2CV Citroen needed a little more
grunt as the oldies in their electric wheel chairs were
beating him away at the lights. He goes off the the local
auto performance centre and has a talk with the boss
and tells him what he wants.
"I want a V8 motor fitted, mag wheels, a high class
sound system, leather seats, suspension lowered, metallic
paint job etc etc" says Allan.
The boss man has jotted all these things down on his
clue-board and Allan asks how much it is going to cost him.
The guy tallies it all up and says, "$63.55."
Allan's eyes widen and he says, "You're joking!"
The guy replies, "You started it."
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