Allan decided his little 2CV Citroen needed a little more
grunt as the oldies in their electric wheel chairs were
beating him away at the lights. He goes off the the local
auto performance centre and has a talk with the boss
and tells him what he wants.

"I want a V8 motor fitted, mag wheels, a high class
sound system, leather seats, suspension lowered, metallic
paint job etc etc" says Allan.

The boss man has jotted all these things down on his
clue-board and Allan asks how much it is going to cost him.

The guy tallies it all up and says, "$63.55."

Allan's eyes widen and he says, "You're joking!"

The guy replies, "You started it."