A pompous priest was seated next to an Irishman on a flight home.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.* The Irishman asked
for a scotch on the rocks which the attendant made and placed on his tray.

The attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust,* "I'd rather be savagely r@ped by brazen wh0res
than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman quickly handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me
too. I didn't know we had a choice."