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  1. 17th January 2008, 10:12 PM #1
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    Allan got a job on the railways collecting tickets
    One night while collecting tickets a group of youths harassed him so much
    that he had to take matters into his own hands and get violent with them
    Unfortunately he gave one kid such a beating the kid dies
    Allan was sentenced to death via the electric chair

    On the day
    Allan was strapped into the chair in-front of a small audience
    the executioner set the control to 500volts and pulled the switch
    Allan sat there unscathed with no reaction.
    The executioner then set the control to 1000volts and pulled the switch.
    Allen still sat there with no reaction
    The executioner then set the control to 1500volts and pulled the switch
    Still no reaction
    The executioner then set the control to 2000volts and pulled the switch
    Still Nothing
    The executioner then set the control to 3000volts and pulled the switch
    Still nothing

    The executioner says gee I don't understand they are usually dead by now

    Allans boss who was in the audience yells out

    "Well he never was a good CONDUCTOR"
    Electricity:
    One Flash and you're ASH
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  2. 17th January 2008, 10:16 PM #2
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    and Allan got away scott free
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  3. 17th January 2008, 10:23 PM #3
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    So that's why Allan is such a bright spark
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    current joke is shocking
    Workbench Project.
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    5/5 would have been more if it had kept on Track

    its good to see that Allan got the blame as he does in the joke forum elsewhere also

    Its also good that he had not become Terminal otherwise we would have one less joke Teller
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    Dunno what yer mean Wheelin I must be switched off.
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    Sorry Nev,

    You lost me pretty early.
    Why was John sentenced to death when it was
    me, (allegedly), that committed the crime.

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  8. 18th January 2008, 09:20 PM #8
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    LOL read it again
    Electricity:
    One Flash and you're ASH
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    the hand is quicker than the eye
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    Well, I could have sworn .... but to no avail.

    , with big axe in hand may have been watching.

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    Which shell is the peanut under?
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