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  1. #1
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    Default Ponder material.

    Here are a few worth looking at
    ... laugh if you feel inclined.

    * To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

    * We will never run out of maths teachers
    because they will continue to multiply.

    * Professors who study earthquakes are on
    shaky ground.

    * You can obtain dead batteries free of charge.

    * A dentist and a manicurist will fight tooth
    and nail to win a race.

    * A will is no secret - it is a dead giveaway.

    * Calendars are disappearing
    ... their days are numbered.

    * If you have seen one shopping centre
    ... you have seen a mall.

    Allan

    ___________________________________

    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

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    There getting better Allan (Finally )
    Electricity:
    One Flash and you're ASH

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