Toast of the town.

[munruben]

Barry, Ray and Allan were having a party and at the end of the party they all gave a toast.




Ray's Toast...

May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me.


Barry's Toast...
"Here's to our wives and lovers,
May they never meet!"


And Allans Toast...

Here's to you,
And here's to me.
Friends forever we will be.
And if we should ever disagree,
Then f**k you, here's to me.

[Allan at Wallan]

Awhhh, how come I always get to
be the bad guy.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[wheelinround]

May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the Sun shine warm upon your face
the rains fall soft upon your fields
and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

[munruben]

May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the Sun shine warm upon your face
the rains fall soft upon your fields
and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Now you got me all teary eyed Ray. sob sob.

[echnidna]

Round the teeth
And past the gums
Look out guts
Here it comes

[wheelinround]

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts;


May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills;


May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips;


May your clothes smell of success like smoking tyres;


May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy; and


May the problems you had, forget your home address!


In simple words .......................


May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!

[Black Ned]

May your chickens turn into emu's
and kick your fowlhouse down

[Gra]

May your chickens turn into emu's
and kick your fowlhouse down

in a similar vein...

May all the hairs on your but turn to baseball bats and beat the @#$% out of you

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

May the best ye hae ivver seen be the warst ye'll ivver see.
May the moose ne'er lea' yer girnal wi a tear-drap in its ee.
May ye aye keep hail an hertie till ye'r auld eneuch tae dee.
May ye aye juist be sae happie as A wuss ye aye tae be.

[munruben]

Thats nice Skew

[wheelinround]

I thought I was the only one to understand what it said John

[Allan at Wallan]

May the best ye hae ivver seen be the warst ye'll ivver see.
May the moose ne'er lea' yer girnal wi a tear-drap in its ee.
May ye aye keep hail an hertie till ye'r auld eneuch tae dee.
May ye aye juist be sae happie as A wuss ye aye tae be.

Crikey Skew!

Check ya keyboard, someone has swapped all
of your keys around.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

A translation for a' the sassenachs out there...

May the best you've ever seen be the worst you'll ever see.
May the mouse never leave your granary with a tear-drop in it's eye.
May you all keep hale and hearty 'til you're old enough to die.
May you all be just as happy as I wish you all to be.