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Thread: Toast of the town.
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7th January 2008, 07:14 PM #1
Toast of the town.
Barry, Ray and Allan were having a party and at the end of the party they all gave a toast.
Ray's Toast...
May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me.
Barry's Toast...
"Here's to our wives and lovers,
May they never meet!"
And Allans Toast...
Here's to you,
And here's to me.
Friends forever we will be.
And if we should ever disagree,
Then f**k you, here's to me.Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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7th January 2008, 11:09 PM #2
Awhhh, how come I always get to
be the bad guy.
Allan
_____________________________________
I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.
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8th January 2008, 01:28 PM #3
May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the Sun shine warm upon your face
the rains fall soft upon your fields
and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
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8th January 2008, 03:51 PM #4
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8th January 2008, 08:23 PM #5
Round the teeth
And past the gums
Look out guts
Here it comes
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15th January 2008, 05:03 PM #6
A good one
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts;
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills;
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips;
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tyres;
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy; and
May the problems you had, forget your home address!
In simple words .......................
May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!
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16th January 2008, 08:29 AM #7
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May your chickens turn into emu's
and kick your fowlhouse down
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16th January 2008, 08:41 AM #8I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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16th January 2008, 08:09 PM #9
May the best ye hae ivver seen be the warst ye'll ivver see.
May the moose ne'er lea' yer girnal wi a tear-drap in its ee.
May ye aye keep hail an hertie till ye'r auld eneuch tae dee.
May ye aye juist be sae happie as A wuss ye aye tae be.
- Andy Mc
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17th January 2008, 03:32 PM #10
Thats nice Skew
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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17th January 2008, 03:42 PM #11
I thought I was the only one to understand what it said John
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17th January 2008, 04:59 PM #12
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17th January 2008, 05:25 PM #13
A translation for a' the sassenachs out there...
May the best you've ever seen be the worst you'll ever see.
May the mouse never leave your granary with a tear-drop in it's eye.
May you all keep hale and hearty 'til you're old enough to die.
May you all be just as happy as I wish you all to be.
- Andy Mc
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