Senior Questions Answered Here:

[Barry Hicks]

Q. Where can men and women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are sexually interested in them?
A. Try a book shop under fiction.

Q. My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A. Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have somewhere to live.

Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A. Tell him you're pregnant.

Q. How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk past a mirror?
A. The next time you are in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q. Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A. Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q. As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A. Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q. Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A. On their foreheads.

Q. What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A. "I remember these."

[Allan at Wallan]

I can identify with a couple of those Barry
but NOT the wrinkles item.

Wrinkles - something that other people have
... I have character lines.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.