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    Default NEVER tick off a woman

    NEVER tick off a woman.

    I believe the Wife was more than a little annoyed.

    A wife came home just in time to find her husband

    in bed with another woman.

    With super-human strength borne of fury,

    she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,

    and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his

    'manhood' in a vice.

    She secured it tightly and removed the handle.

    Next she picked up a hack saw.

    The husband was terrified, and screamed,

    Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?'

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye,

    put the saw in her husband's hand and said,

    'Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire.

    You do whatever you have to'.
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    you would have to start on the bolts that hold the vice on quick.
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    Hmm, hacking through hard wood can take some time...

    Don't know if he'd have the balls to do it...

    She took him away so quickly it must have been a quick release...

    (OK, I'll stop now)

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