Who would you invite to dinner

[fred.n]

Who would you invite to dinner if you could, and why??
You can only invite 8 people. (Alive or dead)

Mine are

Billy Connolly
To liven it up if it got boring

Jesus
What happened there?

Albert Einstein
Is he serious all the time?

Joan of Arc
Was she before her time?

Caligula
What’s the go on the power trip?

Leonardo de Vinci
How did he get so good?

Budda
To calm the arguments?

Hitler
What was he thinking?

[ss_11000]

jessica alba ( or some other hot chick )....cos she's hot

hitler....dont no why.

mat and trey....to here southpark voices.

mat groening....cos he made the simpsons.

jamie dwyer...cos he is the best hockey player alive.

neil..cos he makes the best woodturning finishes around:bow:

and little jonny...so i can laugh at him or something

[Wongo]

Michael Jordan and Sam Maloof and no one else.

[abitfishy]

Jennifer Hawkins. YUMMO!

[Ashore]

Who would you invite to dinner if you could, and why??
You can only invite 8 people. (Alive or dead)

Mine are

Billy Connolly
To liven it up if it got boring ( Good choice )

Jesus
What happened there? ( can you speak ancient hewbrew )

Albert Einstein
Is he serious all the time? ( boring )

Joan of Arc
Was she before her time? ( Can you speak french , and she was butch )

Caligula
What’s the go on the power trip? ( speak ancient latin )

Leonardo de Vinci
how did he get so good ( god your language skills must be good Italian as well)


Budda
To calm the arguments? ( and what the hell did he speak ancient hindu or chineese )

How did he get so good?
?
Hitler
What was he thinking? ( German as well )

So lets see you have 8 people for dinner and the only ones you can talk to are connolly which would be good value and einstein who would be dead boring and six others that can't understand you or each other, some dinner party just like having the in laws for tea

[Greg Ward]

• Wongo. 'cause he knows wood and maths
• Jennifer Hawkins also... apparently she make a great appearance and departure
• George Bush. He tells a good joke and likes meat
• Maggie Thatcher. To keep the table in order
• Paul McCartney. He needs cheering up
• Iron Chef compere. He could arrange the meal
• God. To explain the Big Bang
• Michael Jackson. He is a genius after all is said and done

No one dead.......that would be a bit weird

Greg

[fred.n]

So lets see you have 8 people for dinner and the only ones you can talk to are connolly which would be good value and einstein who would be dead boring and six others that can't understand you or each other, some dinner party just like having the in laws for tea

Ok, my mistake Lets just assume that we can all speak the same language.

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[Gingermick]

jjamie dwyer...cos he is the best hockey player alive

My mum was named the best right full back in the world at the 68 (or thereabouts) hockey world championships.

But Salman Rushdie would be a fantastic dinner guest.

[astrid]

My list with seating arrangements.

Head, Groucho Marx For wit, making Johnny uncomfortable and stopping all serious conversation.

Foot Loweja O'Donahue to keep groucho it order and intellegent humor.
and making Janette uncomfortable and germain feel the brat that she is.

Bottom left and right of centre Janette Howard. for teaching us which fork to use.

Centre left Iggy Pop, for general weirdness and making janette uncomfortable.

Top left, Burnum Burnum To talk to Iggy about one of his songs (last track New Values), to teach Groucho about absurdist humor and to make jonny uncomfortable.

Bottom Right Paul Kelly (the Musician), to talk to loweja and iggy and because hes a generally all round nice guy.

Centre Right Germain Greer to bore, infuriate and annoy everyone and to really confuse Janette.

Top right John Howard because he deserves it.

I as usual will be in the kitchen and waiting table.

Astrid

[Sebastiaan56]

The Wild Dingo, cause I reckon he'd be just as funny in real life,
Neil, cause he could talk about what is most important (woodwork),
Dazzler, cause I want to hear his war stories,
Astrid, to get fired up,
Reeves, to keep the conversation going,
The Biting Midge, to put some acid in now and then
Gra, cause he has a similar sense of humor to mine,
Karl Keuhn, cause he needs a break from the US,

Dont worry if I left anyone out, we are doing the same every day anyway,

Sebastiaan

[astrid]

What, lil ol me?
I never get fired up do I?

So hope your planning Spanish or french?

Astrid

[ss_11000]

oh...i need to get rid of little johnie and replace him with KC (kurt cobain ) so i can finnally know for sure that he was murdered

[echnidna]

I'd go for forum members

Cloff Rigers
Brickie
Journeyman mick
Stoppers

and to even the sexes up
Astrid
Tea Lady
Kekemo
Ruffly Rustic

I reckon these 8 would have some lively discussions