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  1. 13th January 2008, 07:01 PM #1
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    Default Bubba's Sister's Kids...

    Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused
    her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

    Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
    The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies
    are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"

    Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's
    name?"

    "Denise," the doctor answers.

    The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
    Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
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    "Denephew."

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  2. 13th January 2008, 07:40 PM #2
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    You've raised the bench mark Eli...Thank You
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  3. 13th January 2008, 10:50 PM #3
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    Damn.
    That was a little higher than I was shooting.
    I'll have to go back and re-read Al's old posts again.
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  4. 13th January 2008, 10:52 PM #4
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    i like it....
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  5. 14th January 2008, 07:58 AM #5
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    The same thing happened in Mexico. He named the first one
    Jose and the second one Hose B.
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    Hose B
    over my head
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  7. 14th January 2008, 05:53 PM #7
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    Barry forgot to say he was a firefighter. Mexican Firefighter. Hose A (Jose) and Hose B. Two sons.
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