Restaurant on the moon

[tea lady]

[Gra]

Brickie, from your caustic comments I can see you are obviously a connoisseur of jokes.

How about leading by example and posting a funny joke so we can all have a laugh? Please, don't try to match your now famous cat joke as my ribs have yet to heal properly.

Most of the joke he knows cant get posted here...

[Allan at Wallan]

OOOOOOH! Touchie.

I don't do jokes. Only witty rejoinders.
(and grinning smiles)

According to my dictionary:

"Witty" Possessed of wit, full of wit,
keenly or brilliantly humorous.

Mmmmmmm

[tea lady]

So 'you sayin' my wit is not sharp and shiny?

I got some bits that are sharp and shiny.Wa'na see 'em?

[Allan at Wallan]

So 'you sayin' my wit is not sharp and shiny?

I got some bits that are sharp and shiny.Wa'na see 'em?

No thanks, I have seen pictures of false teeth in the past.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[tea lady]

[quote=Allan at Wallan;660598]No thanks, I have seen pictures of false teeth in the past.

Allan

No silly. That's sharp and shiny BITE.

[echnidna]

snap goes the ......

[Brickie]

Its the jokes forum, so its supposed to be funny.
The jokes you post are drivel, and I have taken the liberty to copy the rules about drivel as set out by Neil.

The meaning of the word DRIVEL in the context of these forums is the one taken directly from the Concise English Dictionary as follows:
drivel 1 n silly nonsense. 2 v.i. talk silly nonsense, run at mouth or nose.

I will also accept this definition from WordNet® 3.0, © 2006 by Princeton University.
drivel nouna worthless message
In the context of these forums NO OTHER MEANINGS for the word drivel are accepted or implied.

A driveler by definition, for these forums is: one who talks silly nonsense, posts worthless messages or runs at the mouth. NO OTHER MEANINGS for the word driveler are accepted or implied.

Im surprised it has take someone so long to point it out to you, and I dont even work here anymore....

[echnidna]

Just shows that different people have different sense of humour.

What's drivel to you is fun to others.
Now if yer really wanta see some out and out drivel have a look at a footy or cricket thread.

[Brickie]

Terribly sorry old chap, heres something that will tickle your funny bone.

A cat goes for a walk on the moon, and sees a Mcdonalds so decides to go in but there is no atmosphere, where are we asks the cat, at Mcdonalds says the girl from Wallan.

[DavidG]

Hey Brickie.
You are improving.
Now with some practice you may become as good as Allan.

[m2c1Iw]

Hmmm.......didn't think the Jokes Forum would need a moderator

Where's Groggy

[echnidna]

DavidG

[echnidna]

Hmmm.......didn't think the Jokes Forum would need a moderator

Where's Groggy

or Ozwinner

[Brickie]

They both got sick of reading crap night after night, well ozwinner did anyway....