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    flying horses
    If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
    Do both well!

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    pigs can fly
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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    Aardvark




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    Noah's Ark
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    two by two
    I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken

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    4
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    he's a jolly good fellow
    Cheers Fred



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    So say all of us!
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    we
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    hippies

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    yuppies
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    guppies
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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    mmMMM...fish fingers
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    If that's his fingers, how big must the fish be?
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    gets bigger every time you tell the story
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