Page 288 of 300 FirstFirst ... 188238278283284285286287288289290291292293298 ... LastLast
Results 4,306 to 4,320 of 4488
  1. #4306
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Tasmania
    Posts
    248

    Default

    flying horses
    If you can do it - Do it! If you can't do it - Try it!
    Do both well!

  2. #4307
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Canberra
    Age
    55
    Posts
    265

    Default

    pigs can fly
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

  3. #4308
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Melbourne
    Age
    65
    Posts
    4,239

    Default

    Aardvark




    (F111 aka the pig)

  4. #4309
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Bottom of the leg
    Age
    83
    Posts
    366

    Default

    Noah's Ark
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  5. #4310
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Nicholls ACT
    Posts
    0

    Default

    two by two
    I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken

    Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
    1......

  6. #4311
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    West Gippsland, Vic
    Age
    72
    Posts
    394

    Default

    4
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


  7. #4312
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Bottom of the leg
    Age
    83
    Posts
    366

    Default

    he's a jolly good fellow
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  8. #4313
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    belgrave
    Age
    61
    Posts
    0

    Default

    So say all of us!
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  9. #4314
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Nicholls ACT
    Posts
    0

    Default

    we
    I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken

    Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
    1......

  10. #4315
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Lake Macquarie NSW Australia
    Posts
    4

    Default

    hippies

  11. #4316
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Nicholls ACT
    Posts
    0

    Default

    yuppies
    I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken

    Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
    1......

  12. #4317
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Canberra
    Age
    55
    Posts
    265

    Default

    guppies
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

  13. #4318
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    West Gippsland, Vic
    Age
    72
    Posts
    394

    Default

    mmMMM...fish fingers
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


  14. #4319
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    belgrave
    Age
    61
    Posts
    0

    Default

    If that's his fingers, how big must the fish be?
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  15. #4320
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Newcastle
    Age
    73
    Posts
    1,064

    Default

    gets bigger every time you tell the story
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Similar Threads

  1. Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MKIV
    By RETIRED in forum JOKES
    Replies: 4138
    Last Post: 31st January 2007, 01:54 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •