New gumboots

[Allan at Wallan]

Bob went into the Timboon general store to buy a
pair of gumboots.

The assistant asked him what size he needed but
Bob was not really sure.

The assistant took one look and decided that number
10 size would be appropriate and passed them over.

Bob put them on and went for a short walk where he
took a series of very short steps as they were tied
together.

"How do they feel?", the assistant asked.

Bob replied, "Great, they feel comfortable, but have
you got a pair with a longer piece of string so I can
stride out a bit?"

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[munruben]

I like the ones tied with elastic better.

[tea lady]

Yer! they put some spring in your step, and not just when you step in the spring.

[echnidna]

sadly they didn't have a pair with a longer bit of string

[tea lady]

I've got a bit of string you could borrow!