News from Apple

[Barry Hicks]

Apple Computers announced today that it has develped
a computer chip that can store and play music in womens'
breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered a major breakthrough because women
are always complaining about men staring at their breasts
and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

[kevjed]

:b

[wheelinround]

Finally a way to keep abreast of the news sport and happenings

[Allan at Wallan]

Is it ok to buy a pair ... then you could listen
to two stations at once.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar ... and got 12 months.

[Pusser]

Or one channel in stereo

[wheelinround]

wonder if they'll ever do a quadraphonic model

[tea lady]

I wonder if they could include a microphone somewhere?

[wheelinround]

Mic's not the problem where does the camera go

[tea lady]

Its either the lipstick cam or the centre stump?