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Thread: Pearls of Wisdom
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8th January 2008, 03:20 PM #31Senior Member
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Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught.
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8th January 2008, 03:30 PM #32
Sex
It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home
AllanGunner
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8th January 2008, 03:39 PM #33rrich Guest
If at first you don't succeed use a bigger hammer.
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8th January 2008, 04:35 PM #34SENIOR MEMBER
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When something will never happen in a million years, this year is always the millionth one
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what can go wrong will go wrongI never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
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8th January 2008, 06:51 PM #35Newbie
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you can learn to live with the world the way it it, or accept the responsibility to change it
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8th January 2008, 06:52 PM #36Newbie
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if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!!
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8th January 2008, 07:05 PM #37
Life is like a s**t sandwich,
...the more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.Rick
...often heard to say, "Honey, where are the bandaids?"
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11th January 2008, 03:20 PM #38New Member
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Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..
That way you are a mile away...
And you have their shoes
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12th January 2008, 04:54 PM #39Senior Member
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Never argue with fools: they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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12th January 2008, 06:34 PM #40
Never try to teach a pig to play the piano...it's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.
Rick
...often heard to say, "Honey, where are the bandaids?"
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12th January 2008, 08:26 PM #41GOLD MEMBER
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Never tell a kid that he can't remember anything.
He will never forget what you said to him.
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12th January 2008, 09:49 PM #42SENIOR MEMBER
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more speed less haste
I never make mistakes, I thought I did once but I was mistaken
Top 10 reasons I procrastinate
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12th January 2008, 11:42 PM #43
Slow is Smooth - Smooth is Fast
Somehow, everything was better in those days
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