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  1. 7th January 2008, 06:33 PM #16
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    The first thing my kids learned when they started school was that other kids get pocket money.
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  2. 7th January 2008, 06:37 PM #17
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    I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just p*icks.
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  3. 7th January 2008, 06:42 PM #18
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    assumption is the mother of all f*ckups
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    They say money speaks all languages but all mine says is "Goodbye"
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    People don't care how much you know, they just want to know how much you care.
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    The hurrier you go, the behinder you get.
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    Never Assume anything
    It makes an ASS out of U and ME
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  9. 8th January 2008, 06:37 AM #24
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    All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
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    Remember somedays you're the pigeon, other days the statue.
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    I complained I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.


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  12. 8th January 2008, 11:20 AM #27
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    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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    Men with body piercings are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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    For every minute you are angry you loose 60 seconds of happiness (Ralph Emerson)


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  15. 8th January 2008, 03:19 PM #30
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    It's lonely at the top - but you eat better.
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