New vitamin supplement

[Barry Hicks]

John has marketed a new vitamin supplement which is available from the Munruben Pharmacy.


He named it Havacol and it contains vitamins, minerals and alcohol.


The vitamins and minerals give you energy and the alcohol tells you what to do with it.

[Barry Hicks]

John was in his Munruben pharmacy when a man came in and said, "I've got the gravel."

John replied, "You've got the gravel."

The man replied, "Yes, I have."

John asked, "Is it giving you any trouble?"

'No, not so far. What do I have to do with it?"

John said, "It's a bit unusual. I'll look it up......that's funny, there's nothing in here about gravel. Where did you get it from?"

"From the other side of town."

John said, "Look, I'm sorry but I don't know anything about this gravel."

The man said, "You must do. You ordered it. You told me on the phone you wanted it for your driveway."

[Allan at Wallan]

John was in his Munruben pharmacy when a man came in and said, "I've got the gravel."

John replied, "You've got the gravel."

The man replied, "Yes, I have."

John asked, "Is it giving you any trouble?"

'No, not so far. What do I have to do with it?"

John said, "It's a bit unusual. I'll look it up......that's funny, there's nothing in here about gravel. Where did you get it from?"

"From the other side of town."


John said, "Look, I'm sorry but I don't know anything about this gravel."

The man said, "You must do. You ordered it. You told me on the phone you wanted it for your driveway."

When he took delivery of it did he say "Tar"
or just "Thank you".
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Allan

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I once stole a calendar ... and got 12 months.

[echnidna]

cementing yer rep Allan?