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    Default Two Bored Old Ladies

    Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the town hall where a flower show was in progress.
    One leaned over and said, "Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!"
    "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
    As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes, and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
    Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, following with loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
    "What happened?" asked her waiting friend. "Are you OK??!"
    "I'm great! I just won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."

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    Equally funny with two bored old blokes.
    (Sorry I appear to have gone all feminist all of a sudden.)
    anne-maria.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Equally funny with two bored old blokes.
    (Sorry I appear to have gone all feminist all of a sudden.)
    You mean your not usually a female TeaLady

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    What were they bored to?
    351, 360, 477 ?

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    Oversize Brickie

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    sounds like wheelin 'n' brickie are the 2 bored old blokes

    hangon

    Allan & Munruben haven't bitten yet
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Thats because this thread is funny Bob......

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    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    So who bored the blokes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    So who bored the blokes?
    The Tea Lady

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