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  1. 1st January 2008, 03:56 PM #76
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    Ah! That's why I'm having trouble! I can't do "math" only "maths". Doing math I start to sound like I'm out of the Peanut Gallery.
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  2. 1st January 2008, 08:03 PM #77
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    ah yes Prozac. I DID indeed blunder. I humbly apologise. Maths time it is. Ubeaut's spell checker wants me to use a bloody "z" in apologise...never, I say. resist the infidels.
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  3. 1st January 2008, 09:20 PM #78
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    Sorry SH, but I am fearing the day that the current generation make us yanks because lazy teachers have failed them and us. Zee, zed, colour, color, it's becoming blancmange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prozac View Post
    Sorry SH, but I am fearing the day that the current generation make us yanks because lazy teachers have failed them and us. Zee, zed, colour, color, it's becoming blancmange.

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    I just wish they'd claim Mars and all move there...ASAP...except our woody friends of course. We just have to teach them real English.
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  5. 1st January 2008, 10:50 PM #80
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    this thread is well and truly hijacked...well done..
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!

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  6. 2nd January 2008, 06:41 PM #81
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    Only three days till end of poll. Get you hijack in now.
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    Did all the girls stay on the bus until it got to its final destination?

    If half of them got off before the count was done that would make it very difficult, because 7 girls cannot be devided in half.
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    I guess you need some special saw to divide girls in half?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand View Post
    I just wish they'd claim Mars and all move there...ASAP...except our woody friends of course. We just have to teach them real English.
    Sheeezzzze Sheddie.......I work there
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    Quote Originally Posted by fred.n View Post
    Sheeezzzze Sheddie.......I work there
    Where the USA or MARS...as in Mars Bars. I want some if so....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand View Post
    Where the USA or MARS...as in Mars Bars. I want some if so....
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I guess you need some special saw to divide girls in half?
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  13. 3rd January 2008, 10:17 AM #88
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    Can you get he-saws as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    Can you get he-saws as well?
    stop this tom foolery and get back to work - NOW...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand View Post
    stop this tom foolery and get back to work - NOW...
    Speaking of which, don't you have a Minister to minister to?
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