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20th December 2007, 10:23 AM #1
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Cellmate
An accountant is thrown into jail for fraud and is seriously
concerned as his cellmate is a huge mountain of a man,
with enormous muscles and is covered in tatoos.
The accountant asked him what his crime was and the
chap replied, "Don't worry, I am only in here because of
white collar crime". The accountant breathed a sigh of
relief.
The chap then followed with, "I murdered three priests".
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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20th December 2007, 04:23 PM #2
Stubby Owner and proud of it. Now coming back to Earth.:D
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Allan as an accountatn myself i take offence to that joke
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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20th December 2007, 05:11 PM #3
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take the gate as well.
Originally Posted by Calm
Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"
Updated 26 April 2010
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20th December 2007, 05:53 PM #4
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Sorry David, Originally Posted by Calm
Did not realize you were an accountatn
... things are adding up now.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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