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Thread: Hymn #365
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17th December 2007, 10:20 PM #1
Hymn #365
Hymn #365
A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'Electricity:
One Flash and you're ASH
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17th December 2007, 10:36 PM #2
You must have missed it Nev. https://www.woodworkforums.com/showth...light=hymn+365
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17th December 2007, 11:07 PM #3
OOPS sorry
Electricity:
One Flash and you're ASH
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