Shipwrecked woodie

[Barry Hicks]

A woodie gets shipwrecked and is washed ashore at night on an island. When it gets light, he notices to his surprise, the sand and sky are both purple.

He wanders around the island and sees purple birds and animals and purple trees.

Then he notices his skin is turning purple also and he says, "Oh no! -

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- I've been marooned!"

[munruben]

Good one

[fenderbelly]

very good, i've not heard that one before.