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Thread: Dog Hair
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13th December 2007, 01:45 PM #1
Dog Hair
My neighbour found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the Chemist and gets some "Nair" hair remover. When she goes to pay, the Chemist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms." The Chemist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The Chemist says: "Stay off your bicycle for at least a week."Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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13th December 2007, 02:50 PM #2
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13th December 2007, 04:53 PM #3
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Waht did Adam say to Eve the night before Xmas?
Its Xmas Eve!!
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13th December 2007, 06:47 PM #4
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What did Adam say to Eve at the end of their holiday?
Leaves up, Eve.
PS Phil, you forgot to mention horse riding.
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13th December 2007, 08:13 PM #5Cheers Fred
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13th December 2007, 08:51 PM #6
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