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  1. 10th December 2007, 06:06 PM #1
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    Default The bear

    I purchased a teddy bear for the princely sum of $10.

    I named him Mohammed.

    This afternoon I sold him on E-Bay for $30.

    My question is -

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    "Have I made a prophet?"
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    so we bin-laden with another Allan Munruben joke
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    so we bin-laden with another Allan Munruben joke
    You can do better than that Bob,thats prophetic.
    Cheers Fred



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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    "Have I made a prophet?"
    A medium one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore View Post
    A medium one
    Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE".
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE".
    Old as the hills, but still one of my favourites.

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