Road kill

[munruben]

Barry and Wheelin were driving home late one night when they felt a bump and upon stopping the car they discovered they had run over a Hare with the car. Wheelin said : not much we can do for him now" and went to get back in the car.
Barry said "Not to worry I will fix him up" and he got a bottle from the glove box and returned to the Hare. Barry opened the bottle and poured the whole contents down the Hares throat and almost immediately, the Hare jumped up and scampered off. Wheelin was amazed "What was that you had in the bottle? It must be some strong potion" he said.
No, replied Barry...




it was just "Hare restorer"

[rrich]

GROAN

[OLDPHART]

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