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    Default Diet.

    Barry was walking along the street when he was
    approached by an ex woodturner who was obviously
    down on his luck.

    He commented to Barry, "I have not eaten for a week".

    Barry replied, "Geez, I wish I had your willpower".

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Reminds me of the time I saw Wheelin in town, he told me he hadn't had a bite for 3 days.. so I bit him.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Reminds me of the time I saw Wheelin in town, he told me he hadn't had a bite for 3 days.. so I bit him.
    Wheelin told me he hates meeting up with you
    ... cos you keep putting the bite on him.

    Allan

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    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Its terrible after he's bitten me I have to have his teeth removed and hand them back you'd think he'd use CA or Epoxy to keep them in

    Mind you they are well carved wooden ones nice timber too

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    I wish someone'd lick you lot inta shape
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    I wish someone'd lick you lot inta shape
    its been tried I enjoyed it to much

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    I wish someone'd lick you lot inta shape

    Do we need to make an appointment.


    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    You don't have to be mad to be in here, but it helps.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    FSIL came up with this at breakfast

    Best diet he can recommend is "siting down to eat wearing only your underwear"

    it would turn you off food for life possibly your family too.

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