Meeting Neil (U-beaut)

[Allan at Wallan]

I recently came into contact with our
U-beaut Administrator and introduced myself.

I said, "Hi, I am Allan, who are you?"

He replied, "Neil".

So, even though I had a crook leg, I went
down on one knee and repeated, "Who are you?"

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[echnidna]

just as well it was Neil instead of ,
he's got a really big axe

[Cliff Rogers]

Allan has met .

[munruben]

Rise Sir Allan

[wheelinround]

I've met Neil it was good not to have to look up to see his eyes

[Barry Hicks]

Wheelin, are you saying Neil is vertically challenged/height disadvantaged or whatever is PC at the moment?

I have never had the pleasure of meeting our leader but when I spoke to him on the phone, he spoke directly into my ear.

[Allan at Wallan]

I may have bent the truth just a little (just for the joke)
but in fact I met Neil when he gave a talk on Ubeaut
products at our Northern Woodturners Club in Thornbury.

He was most helpful in offering advice on how to improve
the finish on my pens.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Lignum]

I've met Neil it was good not to have to look up to see his eyes

And he was standing on a fruit box

[wheelinround]

And he was standing on a fruit box

WELL PUT Lignum I know if I stood up I'd have clear view over the top

He's not greedy either sent me to Trend to purchase what I wanted then (my Jet Mini Lathe) as he did over the phone recently to buy my U-beaut products.

[Christopha]

If "U" stood on a fruit box it would have had to have been reinforced cos he is around 6'8" tall and weighs about 23 stone..... and never look him in the eye as his mere glance can wither a complete 100 acre paddock of sunflowers.... and thats when he's wearing his Raybans!

[Gra]

and never look him in the eye as his mere glance can wither a complete 100 acre paddock of sunflowers.... and thats when he's wearing his Raybans!

Oh I thought that was just his breath

[Allan at Wallan]

Oh I thought that was just his breath

Oh no, living dangerously.

All U-beaut agents have been advised to charge
you double when you next buy any of Neil's products.


Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.