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    Default Robin Hood

    All the Merry Men and Maid Marion were gathered around Robin Hood's deathbed waiting for the end.

    Manfully, heroically, Robin struggled up and said, "Friar Tuck, fetch my long bow. I will fire an arrow out the window and wherever it lands, that's where you will bury me."

    Deeply moved, they placed the bow and an arrow in his trembling fingers, propped him up and faced him towards Sherwood Forest.

    With immense effort, Robin aimed and fired. And so it came to pass that they buried him on top of the wardrobe.

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    beat that Allan & Munruben
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Guess you could say..
    "That was an arrow escape!"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    ahhh, straight to the point
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Guess you could say..
    "That was an arrow escape!"
    Perhaps even an 'arrowing experience.

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    yes but you both missed the key question;

    who dug the hole in the top of the wardrobe ?
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    SMACK SMACK - ouch

    sez to self
    "stop it Bob yer encouragin em"

    SMACK SMACK - ouch
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    SMACK SMACK - ouch

    sez to self
    "stop it Bob yer encouragin em"

    SMACK SMACK - ouch
    Hey Bob, you're getting the hang of this. You'll soon be on the team at this rate.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    And Marion maid a loverly speech.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    What tools did they use to dig the hole in the wardrobe?

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