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    Default The birds and the bees

    The teacher was telling her class about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork brings them a little baby.

    Little Billy at the back of the class puts up his hand and asks the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork Miss? My sister just had a little baby and she said it was from a shag on the beach."

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    Good one Barry, nice ornithological joke!

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    Default Birds etc

    Ornithological? Are you talking dirty Bigshed? I thought the joke was about birds.

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    .................and the bees

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    Ornithological? Are you talking dirty Bigshed? I thought the joke was about birds.
    I knew that
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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