Night out

[Allan at Wallan]

Barry, John and Allan spot a good looking blonde
and are attracted to her.

She agrees to go out with the one who can use
the words "liver" and "cheese" to best effect in
a sentence.

Barry said, "I like liver and cheese".
John said, "I hate liver and cheese"
Allan said, "Liver alone, cheese mine". (He won).

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[munruben]

Needless to say John and Barry were cheesed off

[Gra]

With jokes like that how can you liver with yourself

[Barry Hicks]

Allan, I hope your memory is better than mine. I have forgotten what to do and I can't remember where I put the book of instructions.

[Allan at Wallan]

Allan, I hope your memory is better than mine. I have forgotten what to do and I can't remember where I put the book of instructions.

I cant remember having a book of instructions.


Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.