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Thread: Darling
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21st November 2007, 11:27 PM #1
Darling
To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your lengthy trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with your pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Bunnings, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your sports car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your Loving Wife. XXX
P. S. Your girlfriend called.Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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21st November 2007, 11:43 PM #2
Thank goodness......... She missed the bikes..
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22nd November 2007, 12:59 AM #3
In the early 20th century, a novelty record was produced, with the title of "No News But What Killed The Dog." Here's a link to the text:
http://departments.umw.edu/hipr/www/206/text/nonews.htm
This seems to be the original, as it has a byline. Generally modified with retelling, of course.
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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22nd November 2007, 10:39 AM #4
Looking at the photo I would say it
is a genuine "pick up" ... in pieces.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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