Darling

[munruben]

To My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your lengthy trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with your pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Bunnings, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your sports car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your Loving Wife. XXX

P. S. Your girlfriend called.

[DavidG]

Thank goodness......... She missed the bikes..

[joe greiner]

In the early 20th century, a novelty record was produced, with the title of "No News But What Killed The Dog." Here's a link to the text:

http://departments.umw.edu/hipr/www/206/text/nonews.htm

This seems to be the original, as it has a byline. Generally modified with retelling, of course.

Joe

[Allan at Wallan]

Looking at the photo I would say it
is a genuine "pick up" ... in pieces.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.