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  1. 21st November 2007, 06:33 PM #1
    Barry Hicks
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    Default Hard working sailor

    Mrs Wallan was talking to her new neighbour Mrs Munruben over the back fence.

    Mrs Wallan said, "My husband is a sailor, he works for Cunard."

    Mrs Munruben replied, "My husband works hard too but I don't go around swearing about it."
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  2. 22nd November 2007, 07:14 AM #2
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    pay that one
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  3. 22nd November 2007, 07:25 AM #3
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    He's actually been promoted to captain, and Mrs Wallan is quite proud of him.

    She keeps a picture of him on her wall:

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  4. 22nd November 2007, 11:03 AM #4
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    10/10 Ph!
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  5. 22nd November 2007, 02:51 PM #5
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    Thats a good one Barry. Top marks
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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  6. 22nd November 2007, 03:35 PM #6
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    Nice photo by Pawnhead (John).

    It bears an uncanny resemblance to my
    younger brother who looks nothing like me.

    The only photo of me that my wife has is in
    the loungeroom and is riddled with bullet holes
    where she keeps "having a shot at me".

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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