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21st November 2007, 05:10 PM #1
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Priceless
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She evenhad someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this)
God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."
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21st November 2007, 05:22 PM #2
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Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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21st November 2007, 05:28 PM #3
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ONYA Bazza
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21st November 2007, 05:30 PM #4
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Good one Barry
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21st November 2007, 05:30 PM #5
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Yeah that one was a beauty Bazza,
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21st November 2007, 05:38 PM #6
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yes!!
p.t.c
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21st November 2007, 06:25 PM #7
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G'day Barry,
Is that a code violation???.....actually being Funny?????
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21st November 2007, 06:27 PM #8
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Baz, on behalf of Allan and John, I would like to welcome you to 'the club'. An old story beautifully told!
You will be a probationer for three months and full membership will be granted if you do not introduce new jokes.
Barry Hicks
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21st November 2007, 06:56 PM #9
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Well Noel I have never read the code so if it is couldn't care less.
Originally Posted by watson
G'day Barry,
Is that a code violation???.....actually being Funny?????
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21st November 2007, 07:33 PM #10
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Nice one Bazza
100% of all non-smokers die
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21st November 2007, 10:31 PM #11
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I second that. Originally Posted by Barry Hicks
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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