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  1. #1
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    Default Will I LIve to be 80.

    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,
    he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
    "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
    He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
    "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
    Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
    I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
    "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
    "No, I don't," I said.
    He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
    "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
    He looked at me and said,
    "Then, why do you give a s#&t ?"

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    Getting better Barry
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Default Will I live...

    Bazz, I note your doc didn't ask if you tell funny jokes.

    Barry Hicks

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    Calm is offline Stubby Owner and proud of it. Now coming back to Earth.:D
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    Bazza

    You are on the right track this time. Definetly getting like John, Allan & Barry

    I saw the end coming when i was half way through,

    I didnt raise a smile, smirk, giggle or laugh

    Yes siccess is coming your way.

    Keep it up practice makes perfect
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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