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17th November 2007, 08:24 PM #1
God talks to Adam
God says to Adam, "What would you like in a wife?" "Hmmm," says Adam, "I'd like her to be the most beautiful creature in the world. I'd like her to do whatever I tell her to. I'd like he to work hard, be smart, enjoy being with me." "Hmmmm", God says, "I can do it, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg." "Oh," says Adam, "Well what can I get for a rib?"
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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18th November 2007, 12:24 PM #2SENIOR MEMBER
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Very clever!
But I fear that you may face the wrath of our 'sister from the dark side' now.
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18th November 2007, 01:05 PM #3
For the rib you can have
a life of loving,sharing and caring
a life of sorrow and pain & shame
or if marinated a good feed
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