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    Default God talks to Adam

    God says to Adam, "What would you like in a wife?" "Hmmm," says Adam, "I'd like her to be the most beautiful creature in the world. I'd like her to do whatever I tell her to. I'd like he to work hard, be smart, enjoy being with me." "Hmmmm", God says, "I can do it, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg." "Oh," says Adam, "Well what can I get for a rib?"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Very clever!
    But I fear that you may face the wrath of our 'sister from the dark side' now.


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    For the rib you can have
    a life of loving,sharing and caring
    a life of sorrow and pain & shame

    or if marinated a good feed

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