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15th November 2007, 07:57 PM #1
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Forgetful neighbour
This is for "Gra" - haven't heard of him in a while.
"Gra" came to our woodworking club and asked if
someone could make him a box 20 metres long and
40 cms wide and high.
When asked why he would want such an item he
replied, "My neighbour moved away and forgot his
garden hose which I want to post to him".
Allan
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15th November 2007, 08:17 PM #2
......say what?
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how is that funny?
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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15th November 2007, 08:27 PM #3
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They don't have to be funny for Allan to post it as a joke.
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15th November 2007, 10:10 PM #4
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It doesn't even have to be a joke, for Alan to post it as a joke.
Originally Posted by Barry_White
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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15th November 2007, 10:20 PM #5
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Wouldn't it be 40 mm high to fit a garden hose.
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16th November 2007, 07:37 AM #6
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Alan
You definetly have it, we re not sure what it is yet but you have it.
The standard is always there.
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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16th November 2007, 09:06 AM #7
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Originally Posted by Calm
Alan
You definetly have it, we re not sure what it is yet but you have it.
The standard is always there.
Yep you can't get much lower otherwise all his jokes would be from the gutter and end up in the Orange room
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16th November 2007, 10:26 AM #8
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I got excited for a moment there....
See, I have this box that I'm trying to get rid of. It's 20m wide, 40 cm high, and 40 cm long.
When I saw the original post, I thought for a second that I'd found it a home, but when I read carefully, it's too wide, and not long enough
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16th November 2007, 10:56 AM #9
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I dont understand.
I put an absolutely hilarious joke on here
and get no responses ....
but when I put on a stupid one and I get seven
responses.
Oh well, it proves that some people are
reading the Jokes Forum.
Allan
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16th November 2007, 11:08 AM #10
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What! You want me to make them funny Originally Posted by martrix
how is that funny?
as well as humorous.
Allan
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16th November 2007, 06:45 PM #11
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Alan whoever said that was prerequsite Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
What! You want me to make them funny
as well as humorous.
Allanregards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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16th November 2007, 08:41 PM #12
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When was that? Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
I dont understand.
I put an absolutely hilarious joke on here
and get no responses ....
Cheers
Barry
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