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    I was at the cemetery yesterday for a funeral and saw four pallbearers walking with a coffin.

    Nothing unusual in that.

    Two hours later, after the funeral, the same four pallbearers were still wandering around with the same coffin.

    I thought to myself "these guys have lost the plot".

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    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Went to my wifes uncle funeral he was Like Niki a Polish carpenter/woodworker everything had to be 100% all the way through the service all I could think of was him lying there checking for square and cracks where light was coming in and chuckling to myself so much I had to go outside.

    Turns out his son was thinking the same thing between tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    .......
    I thought to myself "these guys have lost the plot".
    That was a grave mistake.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    ....I thought to myself "these guys have lost the plot".
    & why were you still at the cemetary 2 hours later?
    Cliff.
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    The deceased person was an engineer who
    insisted on accuracy. They were checking
    on "dead centre" for him.

    P.S. Nice one Groggy .. I liked it.

    Allan

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    cremations the way to go in one of those new fangled cardboard boxes leaves the timber for some old woodworker and they can sprinkle my ashes on a rose bed so when the wind blows I can still get up my kids nose.

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