Results 1 to 4 of 4

Thread: Coffee

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Tallahassee FL USA
    Age
    82
    Posts
    0

    Default Coffee

    Patron in a cafe: "I'll have a cup of coffee, please; without cream."

    Waiter: "I'm sorry, sir, we're out of cream; would you like it without milk?"


    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Sydney
    Age
    64
    Posts
    882

    Default

    Waiter waiter percolator

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmTjZeRdGuU"]Folgers Coffee (ft. Java Jive)[/ame]


  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    North Of The Boarder
    Age
    68
    Posts
    0

    Default

    One girl I knew used to make coffee and even her parents would warn you of the health risks...............trying to be nice I said I'll try a cup the teaspoon stood straight up in it it was that strong no joke vertical right in the middle didn't drink it

  4. #4
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
    Age
    85
    Posts
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    One girl I knew used to make coffee and even her parents would warn you of the health risks...............trying to be nice I said I'll try a cup the teaspoon stood straight up in it it was that strong no joke vertical right in the middle didn't drink it
    Chicken --- soup.

    Allan

    __________________________________________
    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

Similar Threads

  1. Finish options for Redgum coffee table?
    By hamster in forum FINISHING
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 29th August 2008, 04:08 PM
  2. Coffee Addict
    By RETIRED in forum JOKES
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 18th April 2007, 04:52 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •